The Comedy of John Pinette
hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lady in Volvo with really nice yard: "Are you alright?"
3 riders standing in yard in various forms of lycra: "Yes, thank you!"
3 riders standing in yard in various forms of lycra: "By the way, nice grass"
Lady with nice yard: "Wha, what did you say? Nice ass? Well I never!... I'm calling the Police!"**
3 riders standing in yard in various forms of lycra: "OK Gary, you change the tire. We need to get out of here!"
** Some artistic license was used in the formation of this part of the story.
I believe at this point if I haven't proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the long term benefits of morning riding with Gary, Martin and Mark then there is no hope and it's best if you just stay in bed. Come join us at 5:30 some Tuesday or Thursday. You never know what you will learn.
A friend sent me this one and I nearly hurt myself laughing. I don't know if this is symbolic of today's litigious society, a more permiscuous generation y following in the footsteps of a stained blue dress, or a little of both, but why over analyze.
I hope you enjoy!